Thursday, December 27, 2007

LIFE IN MY DORM


I’m in school so much that sometimes I don’t get all the man meat I need to satisfy my cravings for the orgasm.I pleasure myself with anything I can find in my little dorm room here on campus. Bananas, carrots, ToothBrushCase, Electric Tooth Brush for vibration sensation. Even Oscar Myer has become my frequent little friend, especially if frozen. (giggles*) I could easily earn a degree in masturbation after this. Call me and lets wank it together. It can serve as one of my clinicals. Call and be my Masturbation Professor! 1-877-892-6625

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